Demand to speak to the chef and tell him the epic tale of F1exican. He will be so impressed you’re a Redditor!
Jealous_Acorn
lalachef
Expo let that go out?!
Bigringcycling
Did it had a B rating on the window though?
FictionalSausage
This is a safety hazard
notenoughcharact
Name and shame lol.
Ok_Artichoke1033
Absolutely NO Way that came from a 3 star kitchen. I’ve enjoyed many 1 star restaurants in California and a 2 star in NYC. That dish would have never made it to the pass much less to the table.
dirENgreyscale
There’s no way they are holding on to those stars if they’re serving anything looking like that.
Maybe – hear me out – MAYBE it was a secret message from the kitchen to find out who dines there and is part of the Chive Mafia. Like a cry of help from one of the chive towers saying: Send a plane and rescue me from these assholes
defaults-suck
TIL Hollandaise can also be a Cup of Soup Appetizer.
ActuarySufficient525
Huh… That’s a lot of yellow and white… My amateur ass woulda sprinkled some paprika on top of it just to give it some contrast.
HadynGabriel
You have to buy the same dish every day until we say it’s perfect.
Were their stars the glow in the dark stickers, like I had in my bedroom as a kid?
sovlex
See? They left exactly one uncut to remind you about mortality and all the imperfections of this world. True masters! /s
Skate_faced
What is this? The chive named Tyler’s Bullshit?
Who is handing out the stars for this shit? Some stoned ass teenager or the dishie? It’s so fucked up *only a coked out pit kid* would let that out of his kitchen.
Find that tire monster, we have to have words about this rating system.
InevitableMinimum834
I have about 47 days worth of airplane pics to know a big chive when I see one.
culture_jamr
They can’t keep getting away with this!
Minnie783100
I see a whole choking hazard 😒
WonderfulParticular1
What in chivelry is this
mellamoreddit
I think after seeing this Chivelord can stop and call it good.
clipsalmond5
those chives are diabolical. “see you tomorrow chef.”
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you should call him
See you tomorrow, Chef 🛩
only a two star now.
That is a shocking chive.
I want to speak to the manager
got a chive centipede up in there
Demand to speak to the chef and tell him the epic tale of F1exican. He will be so impressed you’re a Redditor!
Expo let that go out?!
Did it had a B rating on the window though?
This is a safety hazard
Name and shame lol.
Absolutely NO Way that came from a 3 star kitchen. I’ve enjoyed many 1 star restaurants in California and a 2 star in NYC. That dish would have never made it to the pass much less to the table.
There’s no way they are holding on to those stars if they’re serving anything looking like that.
Waiter, there’s a rod in my dish
I should call him
That’s 4 chives in a trench coat
https://preview.redd.it/v4dl5widhh3g1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1fa95ba0c487b8c5b2cdb8640840ae06f5031d4
guess you’re going back tomorrow, chef
Does Michelin restaurant food taste like it was made with love?
https://preview.redd.it/pggznlmohh3g1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=635ba86fe8e152235bdec5938f66fab46fd3fcc8
OP did you choke on that chive
I honestly would have walked out. Unacceptable.
They’re taunting us, I can feel it.
[F1exican](https://imgflip.com/i/ad7tkc)
Maybe – hear me out – MAYBE it was a secret message from the kitchen to find out who dines there and is part of the Chive Mafia. Like a cry of help from one of the chive towers saying: Send a plane and rescue me from these assholes
TIL Hollandaise can also be a Cup of Soup Appetizer.
Huh… That’s a lot of yellow and white…
My amateur ass woulda sprinkled some paprika on top of it just to give it some contrast.
You have to buy the same dish every day until we say it’s perfect.
I suspect a rhythm issue
See you tomorrow, Chef!
https://preview.redd.it/7m5h8sjfoh3g1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddcf0d381665259686ca297a23c3956146c91128
Were their stars the glow in the dark stickers, like I had in my bedroom as a kid?
See? They left exactly one uncut to remind you about mortality and all the imperfections of this world. True masters! /s
What is this? The chive named Tyler’s Bullshit?
Who is handing out the stars for this shit? Some stoned ass teenager or the dishie? It’s so fucked up *only a coked out pit kid* would let that out of his kitchen.
Find that tire monster, we have to have words about this rating system.
I have about 47 days worth of airplane pics to know a big chive when I see one.
They can’t keep getting away with this!
I see a whole choking hazard 😒
What in chivelry is this
I think after seeing this Chivelord can stop and call it good.
those chives are diabolical. “see you tomorrow chef.”